Tommorrow is this hoe’s birthday
she’s kind of a motha fuckin badass
when i first met you i was all like
than i realized you had a sick sick obsession with Tom Welling
which i thought was ridiculous than you were all like
than I said something really rude
thats when you started your “punch Jamie in the face list”
and now you are old enough to drink legally and make that “i don’t give a fuck face” to all the bitches at the bar
and i know within the next couple of days you will be confined to your bed saying:
HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY TEGAN!!!
this shit took along time to make!